As I’m cooking pancakes and bacon for dinner tonight my five year old comes into the kitchen with this intellectual conversation……
Five year old son: "Mom, wouldn’t it be cool if you farted and the house blew up?"
Me: (not wanting to encourage such lude talk!!) "Well, no, because then we wouldn’t have anywhere to live."
Five year old son: "Well, we could just go live at Kalie’s house."
Kalie is a friend of his who is also five. They go to school together and were born just a couple weeks apart.
Where do they get this stuff???
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