All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Really, I only want one.

I’ve had lots of trouble with one of my front teeth since breaking it in about the 12th grade.  It’s been through everything a tooth can go through.  Braces, getting broken, root canal, apicoectomy.  It’s troubled me for years so I finally gave into the idea that I HAD to have a dental implant and we pulled the tooth last week.  I don’t think it really registered that I was yanking roots out of bone until the dentist actually had my prized tooth between pliers and was yanking the thing from my mouth.  It was about that time that I realized, "Oh crap, I’m going to have a big ole hole there!" 

Call me dense.  Maybe it was denial but it worked.  At least until the dentist had a death grip on my tooth.
So now I have this wonderful device called a partial.  Can you say 90 year old grandma? 
It’s horrible.  Oh, did I mention the spider-like stitches (in the flesh colored shade of BLACK) protruding from my flesh-colored PINK gums?
I’m pretty, let me tell ya. 
All in time for Christmas.
Yippee!

The bone must heal before the implant can be placed.  That’s about 4 months.  Then the bone has to heal around the implant before the crown can be placed.  Another 4 months. 
Let’s do the math.
4 + 4 = 8
8 MONTHS I have to wear this thing.  It’s like a retainer with a tooth glued on it. 

It’s horrible.
Eating is worse.
Smiling is worse than eating.
How do you not smile for 8 months?

I think I’m going to find a hole to stick my head in.
Oh, I can’t do that because it makes my stitches throb.
Throb, yea, you know, like a heartbeat.  You know…boom, boom, boom.
Yep, that kind of throbbing!

If I wasn’t so vain I’d take a picture of the thing but even I can’t do that
Did I mention I now have denture adhesive on my person?
UGH!!!
I think I’m gonna die!

Since I’m too vain to take a photo of my own mug, this one will have to do!  Just so you get the idea!

Sigh….

Note to all who read this blog:
Uplifting and more encouraging post coming up.  I promise!
Guess what we did last week?
Here’s a hint.


Comments

  1. OldSchoolMarm says:

    From one who has dealt with major dental work to another…I am so so so sorry. It truly stinketh! I've had too many teeth pulled, had a permanent bridge put in this summer and will be getting another one next spring and have another tooth to be pulled soon. I wish now I had taken better care of my chompers in the first place and to scare my kids into better dental hygiene I simply open my mouth and say look hard and long is this what you want to deal with while trying to raise children…I think not!

    I hope your wounds heal quickly and you have lots of wonderful soup to enjoy in the meantime.

    Blessings, Julie

    BTW, loved the picture.

  2. crazybusy says:

    Aw, Julie. I have a feeling you look *slightly* better than your substitute subject. 😉 😉 😉 I'm sure you'll be glad you did what you did 8 months from now.

    So what did you do? Build a go-cart track? An ice skating rink?

    Oh… and the puppies' daddy is a chocolate lab. And I'm sure I can figure out a way to ship one to you if you want. 😉

    Love, Alyssa

  3. basketflat says:

    Oh, I'm sorry that sounds bad. Eight months sounds like forever. I hope it's alright when it's all done.

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