My Anniversary Gift…..My Performance Evaluation….Part ONE

As promised here is Part One of my sweeties anniversary gift.  If you remember my pity party you'll see just how thoughful this is.  I'll post the rest at a later date since it's a little lengthy and I like short blog entries.

Enjoy!  Julie

PERFORMANCE EVALUATION

Employee:  Julie Worthy

Title:   Princess of our home

            Director of Homeland Operations

            Queen Bride & Mother

Date of Hire:  March 2, 1996 (when we got married)       

Review period:  January 1, 2005 to December 31, 2005

  EMPLOYEE EVALUATION

2005 Objectives

 Maintaining Homeland Operations: 

 Overall rating:           Exceeds All Expectations
 Comments:

Julie consistently operates at a high level. Her ability to run home operations is second to none. She consistently ensures that finances are in order and that major home catastrophes are avoided and/or managed. She is truly amazing. Rarely are lives in danger and if they are, Julie always encourages the family that we will all be in heaven anyhow.

 Provide nurture and care to home residents:
Overall rating:           Exceeds All Expectations

Comments:  Julie’s caring nature makes everyone smile. She consistently provides loving care to the children and pets, maybe with exception of the family fish, which no one really cares about anyhow. She rarely forgets to feed the kids and up to this point, has not followed through with death threats. Additionally, Julie sings to the kids at night with a voice like that of an angel.

Overall rating:           Exceeds All Expectations

Comments:

Julie demonstrates excellent ability to develop support systems that help her meet the demanding requirements of being a stay-at-home mom. Everyone who meets Julie walks away impressed with her honestly and geniuses. Julie is also an outstanding blogger. As blogging goes, one can rate one’s blogging ability based on posted comments and Julie averages 5.687 comments per blogg entry. This is a very impressive trend and one that is envied by all.

Multi-tasking:

Overall rating:           Exceeds All Expectations
Julie is off the chart in multi-tasking skills. She recently managed to cook dinner, paint the house, pick up kids from school, fight with her husband, fold a thousand pounds of laundry, dress herself and the rest of the family, tolerate her husband and kids in the bookstore, restrain herself from throwing sharp edged objects with the intent to do harm to her husband, all within the span of two hours…amazing!

 Courage under fire:   Exceeds All Expectations

Julie is very steady under fire, which happens on an hourly basis. Julie routinely squares off with incompetent computer technicians, resulting in brand new replacement components. She also fends off all and any people or forces who mean harm to our family, which usually means drawing clear boundaries against intrusive and over-bearing in-law types.