Anniversary Gift….Performance Evaluation Part II

2005 Objectives continued:

Communication:         Exceeds All Expectations

Julie is an excellent communicator. You never have to guess how she is feeling, which most people find refreshing. Recently, Julie very effectively communicated her open dis-pleasure with our neighbors and how she prayed that God would relocate them with a great job.(We have unfriendly neighbors that I want to move so a family with a boat load of kids can move in…purely selfish motives) Julie also has grown in expressing her love and admiration of her less than deserving husband.

Compassion:               Exceeds All Expectations

Julie has a rapidly growing compassionate nature. She consistently demonstrates compassion to her children and pets. The true measure of compassion can be observed by the love and adoration seen in the eyes of her children and spouse.

360 Degree Feedback Section

This section of the evaluation provides specific feedback from clients

Son#1:  “I like playing with Mom. She’s really cool. I also like it when she gives me lots of sugar.”

Son#2:  “I like it when Mom spends special time with me.”

Son#3:  “I like having special time with Mom, especially when she gets me a toy! I like going out with Mom to get a new pen and eraser.”

Baby Girl:   Note:A professional baby talk translator was required for this section.

“Mommy, you’re the best! I’m so glad there is another girl in the house. I’m so over this whole Pee Pee thing. I don’t get all of the fuss. I look forward to long weekends with you spending most of Dad’s money. I love what you did to my room. It’s so me, with a special mommy touch that only you can give. Thanks for teaching me how to be a strong, sensitive southern girl.”

Sparky (our dog)  I love Julie. She seems to love me too. She and son#2 picked me! She organized a posse to rescue me from certain death, complete with a cool poster and everything (Sparky got lost once and so we had to do the whole “Lost Dog” thing). I’m a bit high strung, but she consistently protects me from the wrath of the Alpha Male. Thanks Julie!

Little Kitty (our huge yellow tabby cat)  Julie has allowed me to eat my way into the fat cat that I am today. She encourages me to get on the counter and eat the Alpha Male’s BBQ chicken as often as I want. She also coaches me on quick escape maneuvers that have certainly extended my life span.

Louie  (our normal to skinny sized yellow tabby cat)  Julie feeds me and cleans out my litter box routinely. She encourages me to eat more due to my frail appearance. I’m the elder pet and Julie gives me special allowances. Although she acts like she doesn’t like it, I think deep down she is proud of my ability to catch and eat small animals.

Peanut (foster cat)    Does anyone need a cat?????  Julie, much to the dismay of the alpha male of the house, has embraced my presence in the Worthy home. In fact, there is a high probability that I will become a permanent resident. The Alpha Male has offered free rides in his truck to an undisclosed location, but Julie has counseled me to avoid such invitations. Thanks Julie!

Fish (name unknown)  For the most part, I like Julie. I can’t speak for my friends because they are no longer with us. She feeds us most days and cleans out the fish poop. Yeah, she’s alright in my little fish book.  (I've killed all the other fish that have come into our house.)

Overall Assessment:  Julie is the hardest work mom and wife in the universe. She deserves more adoration than I am capable of giving. She is a God-given blessing to my life and all who meet her. She is the MVP for the Worthy Clan. She could never be replaced and the whole operation would collapse without her.

Signatures:  (Here my husband had everyone sign the evaluation and did stamps of the dog and the cats….it was so cute)

Hubbie-Self appointed President of the Worthy Clan

Son #1- Emotional, loving clone of hubbie

Son#2-Designated family negotiator

Son#3-resident Rascal

Baby Girl- The Chosen One who brings balance to
the force

Little Kitty- Fattest cat in Liberty and possibly the state of South Carolina

Louie- Sickly looking cat

Peanut- Foster kitty living on borrowed time

Fish- Nervous looking aquatic creature…and for good reason

Jesus- CEO of the Worthy Clan. Unavailable for a signature, but loves Julie with His life